Disturbing Stuffed Animals

Here I am sit­ting at my desk, try­ing to fig­ure out whether or the pro­gram I test is work­ing cor­rectly or not. I’m going over some print­outs when a co-worker walks up try­ing to sell stuffed ani­mals as a fund raiser for March of Dimes; only I’m out of cash and politely tell her so. As she’s walk­ing away another of my co-workers starts talk­ing to her about the stuffed ani­mals and that’s when I take a real look at them. They’re lit­tle brown bun­nies but instead of feet the bun­nies have putrid green lambs I think the idea is sup­posed to be that the toy is wear­ing lamb slip­pers, but the result to my tired and twisted brain is that the bun­nies are the sur­vivors of some mad sci­en­tists genetic experiments.

You know the more I think about those bun­nies; the more I think I should go get some cash and buy one. :D

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Mark works as a [REDACTED] for [REDACTED], currently residing in Iowa. CoffeeBear.net is a place for him to blather on about whatever strikes his fancy. He currently spends his "free" time working on a photography project, playing with his cat and attempting to keep his wife happy (not necessarily in that order).