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Clever Little Sayings

Posted by Mark | Filed under Noteworthy, Oddities

Back in my high school days, I used to col­lect but­tons with var­i­ous dif­fer­ent say­ings on them. These days, I use those but­tons to dec­o­rate my cube at work. A friend stopped by my cube today and men­tioned a say­ing he saw on an Inter­net mes­sage board and it inspired me to write this post.

The say­ing he men­tioned to me:

Jesus saves! All oth­ers take dam­age as normal

The but­tons on my cube walls:

• So Much To Do, So Few Peo­ple To Do It For Me
• Why Let Real­ity Wreck Your Day?
• I’m so bored, I may resort to doing some work.
• Sup­port Your Local Planet
• Legally, It’s Ques­tion­able.
  Morally, It’s Dis­gust­ing.
  Per­son­ally, I Like It.
• I Intend To Live For­ever, Or Die Trying.
• Due to recent cut­backs, the light at the end of the tun­nel has been turned off until fur­ther notice.
• Com­puter Les­son One: Nice Com­put­ers Don’t Go down.
  Com­puter Les­son Two: There Is No Such Thing As A Nice Computer.
• Spoil Me!
• To Be The Best, Kill The Rest.
• Born To Run
  (To The Fridge Between Commercials.)
• If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
• 4 out of 5
  voices in my head say
  “GO FOR IT”
• Nuke’em Till They Glow, Then Shoot’em In The Dark.
• You’re per­verted, twisted & sick.
  I like that in a person.
• We are the peo­ple our par­ents warned us about.
• We,
  the unwill­ing
  lead by the unknow­ing,
  are doing the impos­si­ble,
  for the ungrateful.
• Excuse Me While I Change Into Some­thing More Formidable.
• I’d Humi­late You But I’m Afraid You Might Like It.
• God’s In A Meet­ing — May I Help You?
• The only dif­fer­ence between a lawyer and a vul­ture is remov­able wing tips.
• Go ahead and talk to me.
  My day was ruined anyway.
• Piss me off, pay the consequences.
• Stop Star­ing At Me When I’m Invisible!
• It isn’t being weird.
• Don’t mess with me, man.
  I’M CRAZY.
• What is it about “no” that con­fuses you?
• Another Bril­liant Mind Ruined By Education.
• If At First You Don’t Suc­ceed, But The GM’s Pizza.
• Accept­ing real­ity is the first step to insanity.
• I DON’T DO MORNINGS
• Rock Is Dead — Long live paper and scissors
• Does The Noise In My Head Bother You?

Right, that’s my bit of shar­ing for today. Your assign­ment is to find another clever lit­tle say­ing that you can post on your own blog or write in a com­ment on this post.

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