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Good Signs

Posted by Mark | Filed under Oddities

A coworker of mine for­warded me the fol­low­ing list of signs:

Friends don’t let friends take home ugly men
— Women’s rest room Star­board, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
— Perkins Library, Duke Uni­ver­sity , Durham

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
— Armand’s Pizza, Wash­ing­ton , DC

Remem­ber, it’s not, “How high are you?” it’s “Hi, how are you?“
— Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

Fight­ing for peace is like screw­ing for vir­gin­ity.
— The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO

No mat­ter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
— Men’s Room in Linda’s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC

At the feast of ego every­one leaves hun­gry.
— Bentley’s House of Cof­fee and Tea, Tuc­son, AZ

It’s hard to make a come­back when you haven’t been any­where.
— Writ­ten in the dust on the back of a bus, Wick­en­burg , AZ

Make love, not war. –Hell, do both GET MARRIED!
— Women’s restroom The Fill­ing Sta­tion, Boze­man, MT

If vot­ing could really change things, it would be ille­gal.
— Rev­o­lu­tion Books in New York , New York .

If pro is oppo­site of con, then what is the oppo­site of progress? Con­gress!
— Men’s restroom in House of Rep­re­sen­ta­tives, Wash­ing­ton , DC

Express Lane: Five beers or less
— Sign over one of the uri­nals in Ed Debevic’s, Phoenix, AZ

You’re too good for him.
— Sign over mir­ror in Women’s restroom in Ed Debevic’s, Bev­erly Hills ‚CA

No won­der you always go home alone.
— Sign over mir­ror in Men’s restroom, Ed Debevic’s, Bev­erly Hills ‚CA

A Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or tes­ti­cles, you’re going to have trou­ble with it.
— Women’s restroom in Dick’s Last Resort, Dal­las, TX

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