Revolution is not an AOL Keyword

I was surf­ing around and found a link to this inter­est­ing bit of text.

You will not be able to stay home, dear Neti­zen.
You will not be able to plug in, log on and opt out.
You will not be able to lose your­self in Final Fan­tasy,
Or hold your Kazaa down­load queues,
Because rev­o­lu­tion is not an AOL Keyword.

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Mark works as a [REDACTED] for [REDACTED], currently residing in Iowa. CoffeeBear.net is a place for him to blather on about whatever strikes his fancy. He currently spends his "free" time working on a photography project, playing with his cat and attempting to keep his wife happy (not necessarily in that order).

One Comment

  1. Pukka says:
    July 8th, 2004 at 10:24 am

    Yeah.. okay… I’ve read over the piece, and I can’t really tell if the author is try­ing to be cute, try­ing to sound all badass and rebel-y, try­ing to threaten the read­ers, or just really doesn’t like AOL.

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