The future is now… and it sucks!

I really wish Thread­less wasn’t out of this shirt.

What does a t-shirt have to do with the future? Here’s the text from the shirt:

this was
sup­posed to be
the future

where is my jet­pack,
where is my robotic com­pan­ion,
where is my din­ner in pill form,
where is my hydro­gen fueled auto­mo­bile,
where is my nuclear pow­ered lev­i­tat­ing house,

where is my cure for this disease

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Mark works as a [REDACTED] for [REDACTED], currently residing in Iowa. CoffeeBear.net is a place for him to blather on about whatever strikes his fancy. He currently spends his "free" time working on a photography project, playing with his cat and attempting to keep his wife happy (not necessarily in that order).

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