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Dear Santa

Posted by Mark | Filed under Life

It has been many years since I’ve writ­ten you a let­ter; for that I am sorry. As it turns out, I’m absolutely rot­ten about keep­ing up my cor­re­spon­dence with peo­ple and I really should try harder at it. Hope­fully, this doesn’t put me on your naughty list and I’d rather not find coal in my stock­ing this year. Enclosed you will find a list of things that I would like for Christmas.

Best Wishes,
Mark

P.S. Do you pre­fer choco­late chip or sugar cookies?

Mark’s list of Christ­mas Wishes
• An end to all war.
• Food for the hungry.
• Shel­ter for the homeless.
• Clean air and water for the future.
• Any­thing on my Amazon.com Wish­list.
• 15inch Apple Powerbook
• 30 inch Apple Cin­ema Dis­play to use with the Power­book when I’m at home.
• A Mini Cooper like this Link is a PDF file, 811.18 KB in size.¹
• An all expenses paid, first-class trip for 2 around the world, to last not less than 3 months.
• Forty mil­lion US dol­lars, in small unmarked bills.²

¹ Said PDF file was auto­gen­er­ated by the MiniUSA.com. While I’m gen­er­ally against web­sites rely­ing so heav­ily on Flash; their site just rocks. Plus, I’m lust­ing after their cars. Too bad my site is so unknown that I can’t get them to uhhh, spon­sor me with a free car. *grin*
² Forty mil­lion just has a nice ring to it and is some­thing of an in-joke to me.

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