Dear Santa

It has been many years since I’ve writ­ten you a let­ter; for that I am sorry. As it turns out, I’m absolutely rot­ten about keep­ing up my cor­re­spon­dence with peo­ple and I really should try harder at it. Hope­fully, this doesn’t put me on your naughty list and I’d rather not find coal in my stock­ing this year. Enclosed you will find a list of things that I would like for Christmas.

Best Wishes,
Mark

P.S. Do you pre­fer choco­late chip or sugar cookies?

    Mark’s list of Christ­mas Wishes

  • An end to all war.
  • Food for the hungry.
  • Shel­ter for the homeless.
  • Clean air and water for the future.
  • Any­thing on my Amazon.com Wish­list.
  • 15inch Apple Powerbook
  • 30 inch Apple Cin­ema Dis­play to use with the Power­book when I’m at home.
  • A Mini Cooper like this Link is a PDF file, 811.18 KB in size.1
  • An all expenses paid, first-class trip for 2 around the world, to last not less than 3 months.
  • Forty mil­lion US dol­lars, in small unmarked bills.2

1 Said PDF file was auto­gen­er­ated by the MiniUSA.com. While I’m gen­er­ally against web­sites rely­ing so heav­ily on Flash; their site just rocks. Plus, I’m lust­ing after their cars. Too bad my site is so unknown that I can’t get them to uhhh, spon­sor me with a free car. *grin*
2 Forty mil­lion just has a nice ring to it and is some­thing of an in-joke to me.

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About Mark McKibben

Mark works as a [REDACTED] for [REDACTED], currently residing in Iowa. CoffeeBear.net is a place for him to blather on about whatever strikes his fancy. He currently spends his "free" time working on a photography project, playing with his cat and attempting to keep his wife happy (not necessarily in that order).

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