Office Conversations
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At work, I’m on an email thread discussing what people are planning on eating at an upcoming office function. There’s been talk of grilling some steaks, but some people feel that’s kind of expensive. One of the other people on the list is a vegetarian and she jokingly replied saying “tofu is cheaper!” To which somebody else replied “But I don’t eat bean flesh!”. Then our vegetarian replied saying:
There are two kinds of things in the world. Things that fart. And things that make things fart.
I don’t eat things that fart.
She later claimed she was quoting somebody else who wishes to remain anonymous but I think she’s just trying to shift the blame. :p
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