Admiring My Tool

Leatherman Squirt P4

I carry a Leather­man Squirt P4 and once in a while, I take out of my pocket and set it on my desk. Either because it’s pok­ing my leg or I’m using it for some rea­son or another. Today I had it sit­ting out and was con­cen­trat­ing on our cur­rent big project, head­phones on and obliv­i­ous to my surroundings.

When I sud­denly noticed two of my co-workers lean­ing over my cube wall, look­ing at me. One of them noticed the Squirt sit­ting on my desk and started talk­ing about how cool it was. Then our super­vi­sor walked over and men­tioned how I was pop­u­lar today. The other of my co-workers piped up with “We were just admir­ing his tool” and all of us got the gig­gles. We thought about all the var­i­ous ways she could have said that…

  • Admir­ing his pocket tool”
  • Admir­ing his Leatherman”
  • Admir­ing his Squirt”

And decided there was no way we were not going to laugh at the comment.

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Mark works as a [REDACTED] for [REDACTED], currently residing in Iowa. CoffeeBear.net is a place for him to blather on about whatever strikes his fancy. He currently spends his "free" time working on a photography project, playing with his cat and attempting to keep his wife happy (not necessarily in that order).

One Comment

  1. ken says:
    August 28th, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    I have the exact same tool.

    Now I can relax, know­ing that there will be no moment when one or the other of us tries to catch a glimpse to com­pare. That’s always awkward.

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