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7 Things My Wife Should Know

Posted by Mark | Filed under Life

Inspired by 50 Things Men Wish You Knew.

1. Talk to me and tell me what you think; your thoughts and ideas are impor­tant to me. But keep in mind there’s a time and place for every­thing. This means my bath­room has a closed door pol­icy and when it’s closed I’m in no mood to listen.
2. You look hot in (or out of any­thing) you want to wear. This can make it dif­fi­cult for me to help you pick out an out­fit. I can help you out, it’s just I will want to you be pre­pared to take it off. Repeat­edly. Slowly.
3. A ran­dom unex­pected grope is always wel­come, even in pub­lic. Espe­cially when I’m the one doing the groping.
4. Some­times the crankier, old man inside of me gets the bet­ter of my cranky, old man exte­rior and I take my bad atti­tude out on you. I don’t intend for it to hap­pen and so I’ll apol­o­gize for it here now. Sorry.
5. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me right away. My poor mem­ory is part of my cop­ing mech­a­nism for deal­ing with an imper­fect world. I for­get all my screw-ups as quickly as I can, so I won’t remem­ber it when you bring it up six months later.
6. Shop­ping is a mis­sion where spe­cific target(s) must be acquired as quickly as pos­si­ble. We go in and we get out. If you only wish to per­form recon­nais­sance and infor­ma­tion gath­er­ing on the target(s), be sure that objec­tive is made clear dur­ing the mis­sion briefing.
7. There are a vari­ety of phys­i­cal traits that I find attrac­tive. What I find even more attrac­tive is when I can tell you are feel­ing con­fi­dent and sexy.

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