Review: Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull

What a wretched, steam­ing pile of poo this movie was. Two thumbs all the way down. The wacky, over-the-top stu­pid­ity of the script turned what should have been a fun night at the movies into a con­stant groan fest as things went from bad to worse to crap. I’d been warned off the film by friends with good taste in movies, but we were head­ing down to the in-law’s any­way.… And while we’d been warned off we’d heard from oth­ers that the movie wasn’t too bad. Unfor­tu­nately it was worse than I’d been expect­ing and I knew within the first 15 min­utes or so that I was going to hate the film. Near the begin­ning of the film, Indy & a friend are cap­tured by the bad guys and taken to a gov­ern­ment facil­ity out in a desert. The bad guys do some weak expo­si­tion and we’re taken inside a ware­house. If you hadn’t real­ized they were at Area 51 yet, the film­mak­ers decided to pound the point home with a 80lb sledge by paint­ing 51 in 2 story tall num­bers on the inside of the ware­house doors.  *sigh*

And things just went down­hill from there.  True there were moments in the film which were enjoy­able, but they were the excep­tions not the rule.  I highly rec­om­mend stay­ing away from this wretched, steam­ing pile of poo.

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2 Comments

  1. ouini says:
    June 3rd, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    The youth co-star was a bet­ter char­ac­ter / actor than I was expect­ing, though. I was afraid he’d be of a Wesley/Anikin mold.

    And still, the movie was bet­ter than IDat­ToD. :)

  2. Mark says:
    June 3rd, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    True, he was bet­ter than I expected but I still dis­liked the character.

    The sin­gle thing that makes this IDatCS bet­ter than IDat­ToD is the minor hero char­ac­ters aren’t as annoy­ing in IDatCS as they are in IDat­ToD.

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