Signs the office a/c is set too high

  • The office pop­corn maker fin­ishes pop­ping, you run into the break­room  to enjoy not the tasty, salty pop­corn but to shove your arms inside the pop­corn maker to get warm.
  • Your local hard­ware store is sold out of space heaters, in 5 min­utes, in July, at full price.
  • Some poor kid licked your office win­dow and he’s stuck to it.  For­tu­nately you had your video cam­era handy to record/upload this phe­nom­e­non to YouTube.  Mind you, it would have been nicer to call the fire dept the first day the kid was stuck out there.…

This post was inspired by real life events.  Names have been removed to pro­tect the innocent.

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3 Comments

  1. Dave J. (Scoop0901) says:
    September 21st, 2008 at 11:13 am

    Very imag­i­na­tive and cre­ative post. I’ll have to write a post link­ing here — after I shake some pre-conceived thoughts from my mind about what was going to be in the post.

  2. Mark says:
    September 22nd, 2008 at 10:28 am

    @Dave J. (Scoop0901): heh, if I were to try judg­ing using the sign you men­tioned I’d prob­a­bly get into trou­ble as I’m rather near-sighted.

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