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Fortune Cookie Wisdom

Posted by Mark | Filed under Life

I like the lit­tle for­tune cook­ies you get when you eat Chi­nese food. I also tend to tuck the for­tunes into my wal­let. Today I’m going to type up all my saved for­tunes for your read­ing pleasure.

• “Your joy­ful­ness will pro­long your days.”
• “You will spend your old age sur­rounded by com­fort and wealth.”
• “Your favor will be granted.”
• “Cre­ativ­ity is your ace in the hole.”
• “Con­fu­sius says: to err is human.  To rub it in, is divine.”
• “Pleas­ant sur­round­ings and a happy time await you.”
• “One Who Never Asks Either Knows Every­thing Or Nothing.”
• “You have a rep­u­ta­tion for being reli­able and trustworthy.”
• “You change the world with each thought, word and action.”
• “Good Judg­ment Comes From Expe­ri­ence.  Expe­ri­ence Comes From Bad Judgment.”

The best for­tune I ever got from a cookie is one I doubt I’ll ever for­get.  In part because I was hav­ing lunch with my mother and she got the exact same fortune.

• “You will do well at the race track.”

How about you Intar­webs?  Got any good bits of for­tune cookie wis­dom to brighten my day with?

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