Over The Kitchen Counter
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The following events are true. Names have not been changed to protect the innocent or guilty.
SCENE: McKibben household kitchen, lunch time. Brats freshly cooked on the Foreman Grill are steaming slightly. Plates with buns sit in front of the grill. Michelle stands between Mark and the refrigerator. Michelle spins around, retrieves the ketchup and turns back to Mark.
MARK: “Squirt me baby.”
MICHELLE gives MARK a dirty look.
MICHELLE: “I don’t beat you enough.”
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About Mark McKibben
Mark works as a [REDACTED] for [REDACTED], currently residing in Iowa. CoffeeBear.net is a place for him to blather on about whatever strikes his fancy. He currently spends his "free" time working on a photography project, playing with his cat and attempting to keep his wife happy (not necessarily in that order).
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