Good Signs

Posted by Mark | Filed under Oddities

A coworker of mine forwarded me the following list of signs:

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
- Women's rest room Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
- Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
- Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
- The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
- Men's Room in Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC

At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
- Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
- Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg , AZ

Make love, not war. -Hell, do both GET MARRIED!
- Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
- Revolution Books in New York , New York .

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
- Men's restroom in House of Representatives, Washington , DC

Express Lane: Five beers or less
- Sign over one of the urinals in Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

You're too good for him.
- Sign over mirror in Women's restroom in Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills ,CA

No wonder you always go home alone.
- Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills ,CA

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
- Women's restroom in Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX