Category Archives: Oddities

Signs That You’ve Been Watching Too Many Home Remodeling Shows

You keep hoping that Surprise by Design will come to your apartment.
You find yourself admiring the designs they come up with on Trading Spaces.
You audition for ABC's Extreme Makeover: Home Edition to try and get your dog house rebuilt
Some of your friends take a vacation, ask you to housesit their place and you remodel their [...]

Clever Little Sayings

Back in my high school days, I used to collect buttons with various different sayings on them. These days, I use those buttons to decorate my cube at work. A friend stopped by my cube today and mentioned a saying he saw on an Internet message board and it inspired me to write [...]

FAQ to Hell

One of my co-workers/friends went to Hell* recently and upon his return sent out this FAQ regarding his visit.

Is there a highway to Hell?
Yes. It is Michigan county road D-32. And yes, I was also disappointed with this designation. For fun, the residents of Hell like to call the highway Route 666, [...]

Disturbing Stuffed Animals

Here I am sitting at my desk, trying to figure out whether or the program I test is working correctly or not. I'm going over some printouts when a co-worker walks up trying to sell stuffed animals as a fund raiser for March of Dimes; only I'm out of cash and politely tell her [...]

Holy Silly Sayings!

Ok, I might have misspelled that title but it should be close enough to give you an idea of what this musing is about. You see, I was sitting at my desk waiting for the program to finish processing some data (so I could double-check the results) when my mind started wondering and it [...]

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