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		<title>Crazy Mashup</title>
		<link>http://coffeebear.net/2010/12/22/crazy-mashup/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 04:15:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This showed up as a shared item in Google Reader for me from Aric who found it via Geeks are Sexy who appears to have gotten it from The Young Gary Busey Chronicles who got it from private panic. When I saw it; I snorted my hot tea with laughter. Ouch. Crazy Mashup © Mark McKibben, Creative Commons [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://coffeebear.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/sci-fi-nerd.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1244 alignleft" title="How to Put Sci-Fi Nerds in Kill Mode" src="http://coffeebear.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/sci-fi-nerd-268x167.jpg" alt="" width="268" height="167" /></a></p>
<p>This showed up as a shared item in Google Reader for me from Aric who found it via <a title="How to Put Sci-Fi Nerds in Kill Mode | Geeks are Sexy" href="http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2010/12/15/how-to-put-sci-fi-nerds-in-kill-mode/">Geeks are Sexy</a> who appears to have gotten it from <a title="The Young Gary Busey Chronicles" href="http://thisbodysfabric.tumblr.com/post/2325199684">The Young Gary Busey Chronicles</a> who got it from <a href="http://privatepanic.tumblr.com/post/2321953991/hidekiryuga-how-to-annoy-star-wars-star-trek">private panic</a>.</p>
<p>When I saw it; I snorted my <em>hot tea</em> with laughter. Ouch.</p>
<p><small><a href="http://coffeebear.net/2010/12/22/crazy-mashup/">Crazy Mashup</a> © <a href="http://coffeebear.net" rel="cc:attributionURL">Mark McKibben</a>, <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/us/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 United States</a>.</small></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Argument</title>
		<link>http://coffeebear.net/2010/04/01/argument/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 14:47:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over in the comment thread on my H.B. 3200 post, I’ve recently been attempting to respond to a commenter who was rather obviously against the healthcare reform bill and who doesn’t seem to really grasp how to form a proper argument. Another commenter sent me a link to the following video and I thought it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Over in the comment thread on my <a href="http://coffeebear.net/2009/11/22/h-b-3200/" title="H.B. 3200 &laquo; CoffeeBear.net">H.B. 3200</a> post, I’ve recently been attempting to respond to a commenter who was rather obviously against the healthcare reform bill and who doesn’t seem to really grasp how to form a proper argument. Another commenter sent me a link to the following video and I thought it might be a good refresher on making an argument.</p>
<p><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kQFKtI6gn9Y&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kQFKtI6gn9Y&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p>
<p><small><a href="http://coffeebear.net/2010/04/01/argument/">Argument</a> © <a href="http://coffeebear.net" rel="cc:attributionURL">Mark McKibben</a>, <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/us/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 United States</a>.</small></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Signs you’ve not been sleeping well</title>
		<link>http://coffeebear.net/2010/01/14/signs-youve-not-been-sleeping-well/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 19:42:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you go to pour that first cup of coffee, find your preferred blend has already been brewed and you think “Looks like humanity is safe for another day” … When 3 year olds hopped up on pixie sticks have a greater attention span than you … When a single blink lasts for over an [...]]]></description>
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<li>When you go to pour that first cup of coffee, find your preferred blend has already been brewed and you think “Looks like humanity is safe for another day” …</li>
<li>When 3 year olds hopped up on pixie sticks have a greater attention span than you …</li>
<li>When a single blink lasts for over an hour …</li>
<li>When you’ve had 4 cups of coffee plus a Mt. Dew and your brain still feels slugish …</li>
</ul>
<p>… there’s your sign.</p>
<p><small><a href="http://coffeebear.net/2010/01/14/signs-youve-not-been-sleeping-well/">Signs you’ve not been sleeping well</a> © <a href="http://coffeebear.net" rel="cc:attributionURL">Mark McKibben</a>, <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/us/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 United States</a>.</small></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Snowblower Tech Support</title>
		<link>http://coffeebear.net/2009/02/02/snowblower-tech-support/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 03:47:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You might be surprised at what you can figure out about your snowblower if you try. My level of mechanical expertise is a moderately complex Lego set, and yet I was able to diagnose &#38; fix a problem with our snow blower earlier this winter. The trick is to ignore the fact that you don’t [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>You might be surprised at what you can figure out about your snowblower if you try.  My level of mechanical expertise is a moderately complex Lego set, and yet I was able to diagnose &amp; fix a problem with our snow blower earlier this winter.</p>
<p>The trick is to ignore the fact that you don’t know diddly-squat about what you’re doing and apply standard computer troubleshooting techniques…<br />
1. Smack the device.  Smack it HARD.<br />
2. When Step 1 fails, swear loudly while pretending you’ve muted your phone.<br />
3. Apologize for swearing.<br />
4. Sacrifice a goat (or a chicken, but a goat is preferred).<br />
5. If the sacrifice does not appease the angry snowblower gods, then try the other standard computer troubleshooting technique.  Send it up to level2 support.  :p</p></blockquote>
<p>In response to <a title="The Brain of Shawn  » Blog Archive   » I’m Not That Guy" href="http://www.brainofshawn.com/2009/02/02/im-not-that-guy/comment-page-1/">I’m Not That Guy</a> by Shawn Powers<a title="The Brain of Shawn  » Blog Archive   » I’m Not That Guy" href="http://www.brainofshawn.com/2009/02/02/im-not-that-guy/comment-page-1/"><br />
</a></p>
<p><small><a href="http://coffeebear.net/2009/02/02/snowblower-tech-support/">Snowblower Tech Support</a> © <a href="http://coffeebear.net" rel="cc:attributionURL">Mark McKibben</a>, <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/us/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 United States</a>.</small></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>I HAS PLANZ</title>
		<link>http://coffeebear.net/2008/09/26/i-has-planz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 02:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While watching the debate, I heard McCain smugly say “I have plans” and you know he’s right. He does have plans which this image (with a bit of paraphrasing) more accurately depicts. Original image source I HAS PLANZ © Mark McKibben, Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 United States.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://flickr.com/photos/manzabar/2890590155/"><img class="alignleft" title="McCain: I HAS PLANZ" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3126/2890590155_1e1af1024a_m.jpg" alt="" width="176" height="240" /></a></p>
<p>While watching the debate, I heard McCain smugly say “I have plans” and you know he’s right. He does have plans which this image (with a bit of paraphrasing) more accurately depicts.</p>
<p><a title="John McCain official portrait with Alt Background | Wikimedia Commons" href="http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:John_McCain_official_portrait_with_alternative_background.jpg">Original image source</a></p>
<p><small><a href="http://coffeebear.net/2008/09/26/i-has-planz/">I HAS PLANZ</a> © <a href="http://coffeebear.net" rel="cc:attributionURL">Mark McKibben</a>, <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/us/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 United States</a>.</small></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Rolly Polly Sheep Heads</title>
		<link>http://coffeebear.net/2008/03/10/rolly-polly-sheep-heads/</link>
		<comments>http://coffeebear.net/2008/03/10/rolly-polly-sheep-heads/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our office admin at work has a candy basket on her desk. It gets filled (and emptied) on a fairly regular basis. Today a bag of Easter (Peanut) M&#38;Ms was added to it. I swung by and grabbed a couple to brighten up my morning and noticed some of the M&#38;Ms had little sheep heads [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our office admin at work has a candy basket on her desk.  It gets filled (and emptied) on a fairly regular basis.  Today a bag of <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0015DGOLU/ref=nosim/musings07-20" title="M&#038;M's Milk Chocolate with Peanut Candies, 56ounce Bag (Easter Edition) | Amazon.com">Easter (Peanut) M&amp;Ms</a> was added to it.  I swung by and grabbed a couple to brighten up my morning and noticed some of the M&amp;Ms had little sheep heads printed on them.  So with apologize to Dr. Demento, I give you “Sheep Heads”</p>
<blockquote><p>
Sheep heads, sheep heads, rolly polly sheep heads<br />
Sheep heads, sheep heads, eat them up<br />
Yumm!</p>
<p>Sheep heads, sheep heads, rolly polly sheep heads<br />
Sheep heads, sheep heads, eat them up<br />
Yumm!</p>
<p>In the morning, laughing happy sheep heads<br />
In the evening, floating in the soup</p>
<p>Sheep heads, sheep heads, rolly polly sheep heads<br />
Sheep heads, sheep heads, eat them up<br />
Yumm!</p>
<p>Ask a sheep head anything you want to<br />
They won’t answer, they can’t talk</p>
<p>Sheep heads, sheep heads, rolly polly sheep heads<br />
Sheep heads, sheep heads, eat them up<br />
Yumm!</p>
<p>I took a sheep head out to see a movie,<br />
Didn’t have to pay to get it in</p>
<p>Sheep heads, sheep heads, rolly polly sheep heads<br />
Sheep heads, sheep heads, eat them up<br />
Yumm!</p>
<p>They can’t play baseball, they don’t wear sweaters<br />
They’re not good dancers, they don’t play drums</p>
<p>Sheep heads, sheep heads, rolly polly sheep heads<br />
Sheep heads, sheep heads, eat them up<br />
Yumm!</p>
<p>Rolly Polly sheep heads are never seen drinking cappuccino in<br />
Italian restaurants with Oriental women.<br />
Yeeaahh</p>
<p>Sheep heads, sheep heads, rolly polly sheep heads<br />
Sheep heads, sheep heads, eat them up<br />
Yumm!</p>
<p>Sheep heads, sheep heads, rolly polly sheep heads<br />
Sheep heads, sheep heads, eat them up<br />
Yumm!</p>
<p>Yum!</p>
<p>Sheep heads, sheep heads, rolly polly sheep heads<br />
Sheep heads, sheep heads, eat them up<br />
Yumm!</p>
<p>Sheep heads, sheep heads, rolly polly sheep heads<br />
Sheep heads, sheep heads, eat them up<br />
Yummmm!</p>
<p>Yeeaahh
</p></blockquote>
<p><small><a href="http://coffeebear.net/2008/03/10/rolly-polly-sheep-heads/">Rolly Polly Sheep Heads</a> © <a href="http://coffeebear.net" rel="cc:attributionURL">Mark McKibben</a>, <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/us/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 United States</a>.</small></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Goodbye Dave</title>
		<link>http://coffeebear.net/2008/01/25/goodbye-dave/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jan 2008 13:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Munroe swings and hits my funny bone once again. Dang I love reading xkcd. *grin* Goodbye Dave © Mark McKibben, Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 United States.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://xkcd.com/375/' title='Pod Bay Doors'><img src='http://coffeebear.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/pod_bay_doors.png' alt='Pod Bay Doors' /></a></p>
<p>Mr. Munroe swings and hits my funny bone once again.  Dang I love reading <a href="http://www.xkcd.com/" title="xkcd | A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.">xkcd</a>.  *grin*</p>
<p><small><a href="http://coffeebear.net/2008/01/25/goodbye-dave/">Goodbye Dave</a> © <a href="http://coffeebear.net" rel="cc:attributionURL">Mark McKibben</a>, <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/us/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 United States</a>.</small></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth.…</title>
		<link>http://coffeebear.net/2007/09/19/the-geek-shall-inherit-the-earth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The “geek” shall inherit the Earth.… because nobody else is willing to support that ancient hardware. The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth.… © Mark McKibben, Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 United States.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The “geek” shall inherit the Earth.… because nobody else is willing to support that ancient hardware.</p>
<p><small><a href="http://coffeebear.net/2007/09/19/the-geek-shall-inherit-the-earth/">The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth.…</a> © <a href="http://coffeebear.net" rel="cc:attributionURL">Mark McKibben</a>, <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/us/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 United States</a>.</small></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>What’s your Circus Peanuts?</title>
		<link>http://coffeebear.net/2007/03/28/whats-your-circus-peanuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 17:35:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some time ago, I was having a discussion with a friend where it came up that I like those nasty, orange candies known as circus peanuts.Â  I don’t really understand why I like them myself; I just do.Â  Since then, I’ve used the term “circus peanuts” in my head as mental shorthand for anything that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some time ago, I was having a discussion with a friend where it came up that I like those nasty, orange candies known as circus peanuts.Â  I don’t really understand why I like them myself; I just do.Â  Since then, I’ve used the term “circus peanuts” in my head as mental shorthand for anything that I like which either isn’t any good and/or which I have no distinct reason for liking.Â  I bring this up because my faithful readers will probably notice I started reading a book which wasn’t on my list of planned books, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0812511816/ref=nosim/musings07-20">The Eye of the World</a> by Robert Jordan.Â  I will not pretend that this book has the greatest story, characters or writing in the world; however it is a book which I have read multiple times and always enjoyed.Â  I picked it up to read this morning as I looked over my unread book list and nothing on there appealed to me in the slightest.Â  So I went with a “circus peanuts” book to have something to read over my lunch hour at work. Then asÂ  I was about to start reading the book, I started to wonder what other people’s circus peanuts might be.Â  What do you think?Â  What is your “circus peanuts”?</p>
<p><small><a href="http://coffeebear.net/2007/03/28/whats-your-circus-peanuts/">What’s your Circus Peanuts?</a> © <a href="http://coffeebear.net" rel="cc:attributionURL">Mark McKibben</a>, <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/us/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 United States</a>.</small></p>]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Scalzi for SFWA President</title>
		<link>http://coffeebear.net/2007/03/20/scalzi-for-sfwa-president/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I couldn’t resist joining in on all the fun, helping to promote Mr. Scalzi’s write-in bid to become the SFWA president. My apologize to Grant Wood for bastardizing his painting but it made for a good joke (I hope). This poster was created entirely in GIMP and uses a Creative Commons licensed picture of Mr. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="alpha-shadow"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/manzabar/427774777/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/160/427774777_b2d80dad5d.jpg" alt="Scalzi for SFWA in 2007!" height="500" width="335" /></a></p>
<p>I couldn’t resist joining in on all the fun, helping to promote Mr. Scalzi’s write-in bid to become the <abbr title="Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America">SFWA</abbr> president.  My apologize to Grant Wood for bastardizing his painting but it made for a good joke (I hope).  This <em>poster</em> was created entirely in GIMP and uses  a Creative Commons licensed <a href="http://flickr.com/photos/quinn/228585667/" title="John Scalzi's gonna tell you! by quinnums">picture of Mr. Scalzi</a> that I found on Flickr.</p>
<p>I should probably give you a bit of background, as not all of my readers necessarily read Mr. Scalzi’s blog on a daily basis.  On 15 March 2007, Mr. Scalzi received his ballot for this years SFWA elections.  After looking it over, he decided he had some problems with it and posted a note on his blog that <a href="http://www.scalzi.com/whatever/004960.html" title="SFWA President: I'm a Write-In Candidate | Whaterver">he was now a write-in candidate</a>.  The next day he posted some promotional images/posters made for him by various fans.  A couple of days passed and still he kept talking about this whole SFWA election.  Naturally, this kept the fans pouring in with comments and additional images.  Finally I could resist the siren’s lure no more and created the image you see here.</p>
<p>Update: For the closest thing to an explanation of the bacon on a cat thing, you’ll need to read <a href="http://www.scalzi.com/whatever/004457.html" title="Clear You People Thought I Was Kidding | Whatever">this post over at the Whatever</a>.</p>
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