Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Office Conversations (Part 2)

In an IM con­ver­sa­tion with another of my cowork­ers; they were try­ing to ask, in a humor­ous way, my opin­ion on a good FTP client for Win­dows. So what ftp client have you found to be the one that makes you hap­pen in a for­bid­den love kind of way? *grin*

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Office Conversations

At work, I’m on an email thread dis­cussing what peo­ple are plan­ning on eat­ing at an upcom­ing office func­tion. There’s been talk of grilling some steaks, but some peo­ple feel that’s kind of expen­sive. One of the other peo­ple on the list is a veg­e­tar­ian and she jok­ingly replied say­ing “tofu is cheaper!” To which […]

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Self-Evaluation

Like many wage slaves in the US today, I recently had to fill out a self-evaluation form. After doing so, I started to won­der what these use­less time wasters would look like if both the employer & employee were being com­pletely honest…

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Myself via South Park

Fran­cisco recently posted a South Park ren­der­ing of him­self (using this web­site). Then one of our co-workers started doing up ver­sions of every­body else. I’ve not seen them recre­ate me yet; so in a pre-emptive strike, I present me, myself and I. P.S. Yes, I do have real work todo. I just don’t feel like doing […]

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Van Helsing…

I’ve not seen this movie yet but part of me wants to because I think I might enjoy it as a B-movie with a huge bud­get. I’ve heard reviews from sev­eral of my friends about how utterly wretched it is, but that’s just mak­ing me want to see it more (and laugh at it’s foolishness). […]

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