Archive for the ‘Oddities’ Category

Good Signs

A coworker of mine for­warded me the fol­low­ing list of signs: Friends don’t let friends take home ugly men — Women’s rest room Star­board, Dewey Beach, DE Beauty is only a light switch away. — Perkins Library, Duke Uni­ver­sity , Durham If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then […]

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Signs That You’ve Been Watching Too Many Home Remodeling Shows

You keep hop­ing that Sur­prise by Design will come to your apart­ment. You find your­self admir­ing the designs they come up with on Trad­ing Spaces. You audi­tion for ABC’s Extreme Makeover: Home Edi­tion to try and get your dog house rebuilt Some of your friends take a vaca­tion, ask you to hous­esit their place and […]

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Clever Little Sayings

Back in my high school days, I used to col­lect but­tons with var­i­ous dif­fer­ent say­ings on them. These days, I use those but­tons to dec­o­rate my cube at work. A friend stopped by my cube today and men­tioned a say­ing he saw on an Inter­net mes­sage board and it inspired me to write this post. The […]

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FAQ to Hell

One of my co-workers/friends went to Hell* recently and upon his return sent out this FAQ regard­ing his visit. Is there a high­way to Hell? Yes. It is Michi­gan county road D-32. And yes, I was also dis­ap­pointed with this des­ig­na­tion. For fun, the res­i­dents of Hell like to call the high­way Route 666, but apparently […]

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Disturbing Stuffed Animals

Here I am sit­ting at my desk, try­ing to fig­ure out whether or the pro­gram I test is work­ing cor­rectly or not. I’m going over some print­outs when a co-worker walks up try­ing to sell stuffed ani­mals as a fund raiser for March of Dimes; only I’m out of cash and politely tell her so. […]

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