Lack of Recent Updates

I know I’ve kind of been in the habit of updat­ing mus­ings most every­day and in the last few; I’ve been slack­ing off, but I have a pretty, good excuse. I’ve pur­chased a new domain name for this web­site and I’m busy work­ing away at a new theme to fit the new name. I hope to have to ready in the next week or so (and then I need to get back to work­ing on some tem­plates for a friend’s new site).

In other news, I once again suc­cumbed to the lure of buy­ing a new sketch­pad. I don’t know why I do this because if I look around my apart­ment I know I can find at least 4 sketch­books that I haven’t used all the pages in yet. *sigh* Oh well, this one’s a lot nicer than my pre­vi­ous one. which was a cheap­ish clear­ance item from a book­store, hard­cover but with a stan­dard spin so pages are not really remov­able and one can’t really scan the sketches either. The new one is roughly 6“x8”, has a cover made of a dark cork­board, the pages are bright, white acid-free paper and the book is spi­ral bound; so I can actu­ally scan the draw­ings from it with­out killing the book. I was think­ing I would save this sketch­book for my Japan trip later this sum­mer, but last night as I was lay­ing down try­ing to go to sleep, an idea came to me and the new sketch­book was the first one I could find. So, it won’t be blank for trip but that’s prob­a­bly just as well; since I only want to take one sketch­book with me and it wouldn’t hurt to have some art in it to show peo­ple in the class I’ll be taking.

Umm, what else can I write about to pacify my non-existant audi­ence.…. Oh, I know. Last night after I got home from work, Ariesna and I walked down to the local Farmer’s Mar­ket. On the way down, we stopped in the library and I picked up a copy of Neil Gaimen’s Amer­i­can Gods to read. Some friends of mine (Bryon & Aizuchi) have been talk­ing about the book in rela­tion to the new RPG that we’ll be start­ing up soon. From our group’s last dis­cus­sion, it doesn’t sound like we’re going to be fol­low­ing the premise of the book as closely as per­haps was orig­i­nally thought but I still thought it would be worth read­ing through and so there you go. I hope to have the book fin­ished in a week or so and I’ll let you know what I think then.

Err, the last thing I can think of is that I’ve been think­ing about get­ting a dig­i­tal cam­era again. The one that I’m cur­rently lean­ing towards is the Canon Pow­er­Shot S 500 Dig­i­tal Elph. My main con­cern is that I’ve got no real money to speak of and plenty of bills to pay. To com­pound the prob­lem, I see that Best Buy is cur­rently offer­ing 10% of all their dig­i­tal cam­eras (only when you order online) and I know I could get at least 6 months 0% financ­ing. But I also know that I should replace the fol­low­ing bits on my car:

  • Tim­ing belt & water pump: The esti­mates I’ve got­ten on this tell me it’ll cost between $600 & $800. Ouch!
  • Air bag sen­sor: $500
  • Front brakes: They still work, but are get­ting really damn soft and I’ve not checked into this yet.
  • Speedome­ter: Some­times when I first start up the car in the morn­ing, I’ve notice it takes it a while before it actu­ally starts reg­is­ter­ing my speed. For­tu­nately, my morn­ing drive is all in town, on 25 MPH roads, so it’s pretty easy to gues­ti­mate my speed to keep it under the limit.

*sigh* Some days I really hate being an adult and long for those golden days of yes­ter­year when my par­ents han­dled all this sort of thing.

Good Signs

A coworker of mine for­warded me the fol­low­ing list of signs:

Friends don’t let friends take home ugly men
— Women’s rest room Star­board, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
— Perkins Library, Duke Uni­ver­sity , Durham

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
— Armand’s Pizza, Wash­ing­ton , DC

Remem­ber, it’s not, “How high are you?” it’s “Hi, how are you?“
— Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

Fight­ing for peace is like screw­ing for vir­gin­ity.
— The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO

No mat­ter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
— Men’s Room in Linda’s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC

At the feast of ego every­one leaves hun­gry.
— Bentley’s House of Cof­fee and Tea, Tuc­son, AZ

It’s hard to make a come­back when you haven’t been any­where.
— Writ­ten in the dust on the back of a bus, Wick­en­burg , AZ

Make love, not war. –Hell, do both GET MARRIED!
— Women’s restroom The Fill­ing Sta­tion, Boze­man, MT

If vot­ing could really change things, it would be ille­gal.
— Rev­o­lu­tion Books in New York , New York .

If pro is oppo­site of con, then what is the oppo­site of progress? Con­gress!
— Men’s restroom in House of Rep­re­sen­ta­tives, Wash­ing­ton , DC

Express Lane: Five beers or less
— Sign over one of the uri­nals in Ed Debevic’s, Phoenix, AZ

You’re too good for him.
— Sign over mir­ror in Women’s restroom in Ed Debevic’s, Bev­erly Hills ‚CA

No won­der you always go home alone.
— Sign over mir­ror in Men’s restroom, Ed Debevic’s, Bev­erly Hills ‚CA

A Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or tes­ti­cles, you’re going to have trou­ble with it.
— Women’s restroom in Dick’s Last Resort, Dal­las, TX

Douglas Adams’s Starship Titanic

I fin­ished read­ing Dou­glas Adams’s Star­ship Titanic quite a while back but just didn’t feel moti­vated to write a review about it. Don’t get me wrong; I think Terry Jones did a won­der­ful job and I did enjoy it a lot (4.5 out of 5 points). I just didn’t feel like writ­ing another review, so I am going to give the reviews a rest for now. I’ll prob­a­bly restart them when I read a book that’s new to me (right now I’m read­ing through Asimov’s Foun­da­tion series).

Realistic Friendship Promises

I saw this post over at Mind­ful Mus­ings and thought it was too cool, but also too short. So here’s the revised list:

  1. When you are sad, I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bas­tard who made you sad.
  2. When you are blue, I will try to dis­lodge what­ever is chok­ing you.
  3. When you smile, I will know you finally got laid and give you a high five.
  4. When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get.
  5. When you are wor­ried, I will tell you hor­ri­ble sto­ries about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
  6. When you are con­fused, I will use small words and draw pic­tures to explain.
  7. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you’re well again. I don’t want what­ever you have.
  8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
  1. When you do some­thing stu­pid, I will let you know. By point­ing it out as loudly as pos­si­ble to make sure you never do it again.
  2. When you get drunk off your ass, I will drive you home. But only because I am going to shave your eye­brows off.
  3. When you are lonely, I will keep my eyes open to find a mate for you. But I will never set you up on a blind date; unless you ask for it and then I will laugh at how des­per­ate you’ve become.
  4. When you are angry, I will help you kick the other guy’s ass.
  5. When you are in love, I will be sup­port­ive even if I think s/he’s totally unwor­thy of you.
  6. When you get mar­ried, I will be happy to show up at your wed­ding and eat the free food. I will even try to find you a wed­ding present that you might like.
  7. When you have kids, I will give you my con­grat­u­la­tions and then imme­di­ately change my phone num­ber so you can never ask me to babysit your kid.

Ok, so my addi­tions to the list aren’t as good as the orig­i­nal stuff; but what the heck, I had fun writ­ing them.

Funny, Damn Funny!

A friend at work sent me a link to this video, How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police by Chris Rock.

It’s not entirely work safe (turn your speak­ers down or wear some head­phones while watch­ing it) but it’s damn funny! :D

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