Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them

I fin­ished read­ing Al Franken’s Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Bal­anced Look at the Right. the other night. I’ve been a bit busy, hence the delay in writ­ing up my lit­tle review of the book.

First, there’s a cou­ple of things that you should keep in mind about my opin­ion on this book:

  • My gen­eral read­ing inter­ests keep me firmly planted in the fic­tion sec­tion, so this was quite unlike any­thing I’ve read
  • Prior to read­ing this book, I have had lit­tle to no direct expo­sure to Franken’s work.
  • I didn’t vote for Bush.
  • I don’t like the way the Bush admin­is­tra­tion has been han­dling things since they came into power.
  • I am not a lawyer or an elec­tion offi­cial but I still think the 2000 pres­i­den­tial elec­tion had some fishy things going on in it (par­tic­u­larly in Flordia).

Now that I’ve got those dis­claimers out of the way, I can tell you that I greatly enjoyed this book and will defi­nately be look­ing at bor­row­ing the rest of Franken’s books (from friends or my local library). Franken’s sense of humor and sharp sar­casm really struck a chord with me. That I agreed with a lot of his points through­out the book, didn’t hurt either. One of the things that I really liked about the book was how well Franken (and his team of Havard stu­dents) doc­u­mented all the quotes that Franken used, via foot­notes at the bot­tom of the pages and in the bib­li­og­ra­phy at the end of the book. It really gave the book a feeel­ing of pro­fes­sion­al­ism that frankly, I wasn’t expect­ing. From what I’d heard about the book via the media; I was expect­ing it to be more along the lines of drink­ing burnt cof­fee made with reused grinds rather than the smooth latte that it went down as. How­ever, that is not to say that the book is with­out it’s faults.

When you turn the page to a new chap­ter, you can expect it to have lit­tle or no con­nec­tion to the pre­vi­ous chap­ter; this makes for a very rough tran­si­tion between chap­ters and reduces the read­i­bil­ity of the book. Also, at points Franken low­ers him­self to the level of the peo­ple he’s com­plain­ing about in the book (the Right) by resort­ing to child­ish name­call­ing. Gen­er­ally, he does it after he’s just fin­ished quot­ing some­body from the the Right do it and walked you through sev­eral para­graphs to show how wrong that per­son from the Right was. Some­times it’s even funny when he does it; how­ever over­all, it’s not a tech­nique that works for me. I’d rather have seen him stay above that sort of thing and instead just con­tinue to use things that the Right have said to show their incon­sis­ten­cies and stupidities.

Well, that’s all for now (my break’s over and I need to get back to work). I’ll be read­ing Eliz­a­beth Peter’s The Fal­con at the Por­tal next.

Multiple Quiz Fun

Trisha McFarland-from The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon-You're a nine year old girl that gets lost in the woods.  You have a great deal of determination, and you know how to take care of
Trisha McFarland-from The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon-You’re a nine year old girl that gets lost in the woods. You have a great deal of deter­mi­na­tion, and you know how to take care of your­self, even when you’re scared.

Which Stephen King char­ac­ter are you?
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Ok, that’s just weird. A) I’ve never heard of this SK book* and B) the first ques­tion in the quiz lets you pick if you’re a male or female. Being a guy, I nat­u­rally choose male and still ended up being a nine-year old girl.

* Back in my high school days, I was a SK nut and read every­thing I could by him. Later I lost inter­est in his work but I didn’t real­ize that he’d released enough stuff that he’s got books out there that I’d not even heard of.

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You belong in the world of the laid-back, blue-sky lovers.
You belong on a lazy-day beach or any­where where you can set up a relax­ing bench or chair and watch the world go by. You don’t want to make any changes, watch­ing is enough to make you con­tent. The blue of the sky and the light of day beat into your soul and you drift into the world and around with­out harm­ing any­thing or mak­ing any rip­ples in the fab­ric of human­ity. Enjoy your peace, few have it, though few would want it at the cost.

Where do you belong?(ANIME IMAGES)
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Ok, that one’s a bit bet­ter. I’ve been told by some of my friends that if I were any more laid back; I’d be dead.

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If you only knew the power of the dark side.
Postatem obscuri lat­eris nesci­tis.
“You do not know the power of the Dark Side.” There are two pos­si­bil­i­ties: you are a Star Wars geek, or you are unrea­son­ingly scary.

Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
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Actu­ally, there are 3 pos­si­bil­i­ties. You’re a Star Wars geek, unrea­son­able scary or both. And the cor­rect phrase from Star Wars is “Do not under­es­ti­mate the power of the Dark Side”. Of course, there are much cooler Latin phrases out there. A for­mer co-worker had one that started off as “Excuse me stew­ardess, but I believe you are on fire.” When trans­lated into Latin and back into Eng­lish; it came out as “Par­don this intru­sion, air slave but it is my belief that you are cov­ered in flame.” Or at least some­thing very close to that. I’ll have to see if I can find a copy of the e-mail with the exact text in it again.

Edited on 12:37PM 24 March 2004: I just ran into the co-worker who did that trans­la­tion and the retrans­la­tion back into Eng­lish was: “Par­don me , air food slave but it is my deep reli­gious con­vic­tion that your clothes are on fire.” Unfor­tu­nately, he doesn’t have the Latin ver­sion mem­o­rized and his notes on it are packed away in boxes in preper­a­tion for his move. He men­tioned that another of our co-workers should have a copy of the phrase but when I checked; he doesn’t think he has it any­more. I’ve also done some check­ing around and I defi­nately don’t have it. *sigh* Oh well, I guess we’ll just have to wait and see what hap­pens with that.

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Schroeder
You are Schroeder!
Which Peanuts Char­ac­ter are You?
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Ok, I was hop­ing I’d get Snoopy but given the rest of the Peanuts cast; I could have done a lot worse!

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anime chick
You are a human shadow. If a loved one needs you, you are always right at his or her heels! Your deep social con­nec­tion with human beings pro­duces your qual­i­ties of gen­uine car­ing and charisma. How­ever, at times you are naive to the true nature of your loved ones. Remem­ber that humans’ gift of free will does not always lead them in wise direc­tions. But your essence of love and friend­ship rep­re­sent the other pre­cious gifts of human­ity. Over­all you are a strik­ingly valu­able and inno­cent being who has a lot to give.(please rate my quiz cuz it took me for freak­ing ever to create)

What Kind of Shadow Are You? (with gor­geous pics)
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White Dragon
You are a white dragon, pure and noble, you would help humans if they desprately need you. You are kind and wise with a heart of gold.

Which Dragon resides in your soul? (cool pic­tures!)
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My inner child is ten years old today
My inner child is ten years old!

The adult world is pretty irrel­e­vant to me. Whether I’m off on my bicy­cle (or pony) explor­ing, lost in a good book, or gig­gling with my best friend, I live in a world apart, one full of adven­ture and won­der and other stuff adults don’t understand.

How Old is Your Inner Child?
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pummel
Weapons are not your thing. You would pre­fer to
pum­mel your oppo­nent to death with your fists and feet. You show a lot of Honor but some power still eludes you. I can give you this power, I can make you stronger, join me.

How would you Mur­der?
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The Ape Who Guards the Balance

I just fin­ished read­ing The Ape Who Guards the Bal­ance, by Eliz­a­beth Peters. We got to see a bit of all our favorite char­ac­ters again and over­all was a decent read, but I have to admit that I pre­fer the ear­lier books in this series. Ram­ses & co. just aren’t quite as inter­est­ing to me as Peabody & Emer­son and unfor­tu­nately, Ram­ses & co. are tak­ing a big­ger and big­ger role in the series. I’ve heard that isn’t nec­es­sar­ily true in the remain­der of the series, but I’ll have to wait & see to find out.

I give this book: 3.5 out of 5 points.

The next book that I’ll be read­ing is Al Franken’s Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Bal­anced Look at the Right. Nor­mally, I stick to fic­tion but this book got so much press that it intrigued me (plus some friends of mine have a copy that they’re lend­ing me). I hope to have fin­ished it in a cou­ple of weeks, but we’ll see.

Holy Silly Sayings!

Ok, I might have mis­spelled that title but it should be close enough to give you an idea of what this mus­ing is about. You see, I was sit­ting at my desk wait­ing for the pro­gram to fin­ish pro­cess­ing some data (so I could double-check the results) when my mind started won­der­ing and it occurred to me that we all have our own odd lit­tle say­ings. Given that I haven’t any­thing bet­ter to do at the moment, as the com­puter is espe­cially slow today); I fig­ured that I’d share a few of mine with you. If the topic inter­ests you, feel free to leave a few of your own say­ings in the com­ments or post some­thing on your blog.

  • Just another day in par­adise, wish I were there.”: I use this one alot at work when peo­ple ask me how I’m doing. It’s not that I hate my job or any­thing like that. It’s just that actu­ally work­ing for a liv­ing tends to get me down a bit. Ok, that sounds really pathetic… Ah screw it, when I was a kid there were basi­cally 2 things that I wanted to do: be an astro­naut and to have enough money to do what­ever I want when­ever I want. As nei­ther one of those hap­pened, I’m going to use them as my excuse for dis­lik­ing work­ing for a liv­ing. Don’t laugh at me too hard for my dis­like of work, after all I actu­ally do my job, rather than try to sponge my live­ly­hood off of the wel­fare system.
  • Was­sup, cheese­whiz”: To be per­fectly hon­est, I only use this one on a par­tic­u­lar friend of mine and nei­ther of us remem­bers when or why I started it. We think there was some sort of story or inci­dent that sparked it. The was­sup is optional and may be ran­domly replaced with Hey, ya.
  • Raise your right hand in front of you with the mid­dle 3 fin­gers extended and the palm fac­ing you, “I’d tell you to read between the lines but I don’t think you’re that smart!” Then lower the outer 2 fin­gers, so only your mid­dle fin­ger is still extended. I use this when I’m annoyed with one of my friends and want to insult them. Ok, it’s not nice but then I never hon­estly claimed I was a nice guy.
  • Soka”: This one I picked up from watch­ing a lot of anime and I have a sneaky sus­pi­cion that I’m say­ing it wrong, mis­in­ter­rpret­ing it or at least mis­spelling it; how­ever from what I can tell, it basi­cally means I under­stand. After watch­ing all the anime that I have and read­ing the sort of Sci-Fi books I like; I would ven­ture to say it’s sim­i­lar to say­ing I grok you.

Well, my pro­gram just fin­ished pro­cess­ing; so it’s time to get back to real work.

Star Wars: Seeds of Darkness

So, I was bounc­ing around the web and on some site that I was read­ing; I ran across a link to these short films over on theForce.net. I have to say from what I’ve watched so far (all of part 1 & the start of part 2); they are a heck of alot bet­ter than that Episode 1 & 2 crap that Lucas put out.

Granted the acting/makeup aren’t as pol­ished as what Hol­ly­wood is pump­ing out these days but the CG/script are quite good.

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