Just Plain Mean

To para­phrase a bad movie: “No, no, it’s all right, he’s just taunt­ing me with the most desir­able fan­tasy book to come out in years. Man, that’s just MEAN. That’s MEAN, man.”

In response to How I’m Mak­ing Fans of Fan­tasy Insanely Jeal­ous Today by John Scalzi.

Batman to TSA

Remem­ber, when fly­ing this hol­i­day you can “opt out” of the TSA body scan. I opted out years ago. When I built a jet shaped like a bat.

God_Damn_Batman.

ICON 35 Report: Final

Sun­day, last day of the con. Most atten­dees are wan­der­ing the halls a bit bleary eyed. While every­thing is wind­ing down, there are still a few inter­est­ing pan­els. Unfor­tu­nately I missed the last Build-A-Blinkie work­shop but at least I caught Cory’s last panel of the con, “No User Ser­vice­able Parts Inside”. During that panel Cory and Dave Stag­ner cov­ered a vari­ety of top­ics, from feral robot dogs to DRM to the ope­ness of Android phones vs the sta­bil­ity of iPhones. Dur­ing the mobile phone plat­form dis­cus­sion Cory was talk­ing about how Apple’s curat­ing of the app store and how they had infa­mously kept out cer­tain apps based on con­tent, but later relented. Cory summed up this as:

Angry blog storms is a poor basis to decide what apps I run on my mobile device.

Shortly after that, it was clos­ing cer­e­monies and ICON 35 came to an end (for most). There was a dead-dog party after clean-up, but we were rather tired and just headed home. Of course the tired­ness of last night was noth­ing com­pared to the tired­ness I feel this morn­ing, as Cory’s needed pick­ing up from the hotel at 4:30 AM to get to the air­port in time for his flight. Nat­u­rally this means I got up at 3:30 AM to be able to get up/awake/ready and over to the hotel on time. *blargh*

ICON 35 Report: Day Two

A refresh­ing night’s sleep –in my own bead– and then back to the con. I started off the day lis­ten­ing to Cory read from the new book he’s work­ing on. It’s another young-adult novel, deal­ing with social-technological issues and sounds pretty inter­est­ing. After the read­ing was over Cory took ques­tions for a bit and some­body in the crowd asked a ques­tion along the lines of “was he con­cerned that he’d ever run out of ideas”. To which Cory replied,

It’s the 21st cen­tury; if you can’t come up with nine science-fiction ideas before break­fast, you’re not even trying.

After the read­ing was over, I fetched the New-Pi sal­ads we’d picked up for Cory and waited in the auto­graph line so I could give them to him. The line got down to the last 4 peo­ple, 3 males and one female. The first guy’s name is Mark, he gets his book signed and walks off. The sec­ond guy comes up to get his book signed and his name is also Mark. The coin­ci­dence of hav­ing three Marks all right there got to Cory a bit and he remarked on it. The women in the line popped up with a “reas­sur­ing” com­ment that her name wasn’t Mark. To which I replied that it was “no mark against her”. Appro­pri­ate groan­ing accorded and it my was turn to reas­sure her that my wife would beat me later for that pun. Then I gave Cory his sal­ads and he dis­ap­peared off to his room for lunch.

While I went off and played some board games. Puerto Rico was fun, but rather com­pli­cated for us to be play­ing in the very noisy game room with a bunch of peo­ple who’d never played it before. Then it was time to head off to the Guest of Honor Inter­view panel, where Rusty Hevelin was inter­view­ing ICON’s author, artist and fan guests of honor. It was a fun time, both for the answers and for the guests’ reactions when Rusty asked some of his ques­tions. After the inter­view panel was over, I found out Cory was really feel­ing the jet lag and wanted to lay down for a while. I told him that worked great actu­ally, because there was a longer break after his next panel which meant we could take him a bit far­ther from the hotel for a nicer dinner.

So Michelle & I helped out at the con-suite for a bit, then I caught the end of another panel and it was sud­denly 7 o’clock and time to take Cory to din­ner. It turned out that a friend of ours was look­ing for some­body to go eat with and Cory gra­ciously allowed her to join us. We all trooped out to the car and drove out to our favorite Indian restau­rant, Taste of India. The food appeared to be a hit all-around1. The din­ner con­ver­sa­tion though made me really glad our friend joined us.

She works on really inter­est­ing space/science stuff, ana­lyz­ing research data from satel­lites and what not. So nat­u­rally we intro­duced her to Cory as our “res­i­dent rocket-scientist”. Cory imme­di­ately jumped onto that topic and started ask­ing all sorts of ques­tions about her work. It was while he was ques­tion­ing her that I real­ized how intim­i­dated Cory makes me feel. Intim­i­dated isn’t quite the right word, though it is a part of the prob­lem. My real job doesn’t have any of the pos­si­ble broad, social impact like Cory’s writ­ing and I also don’t want to be “that guy” geek­ing out at Cory when he’s try­ing to eat a nice dinner2. This means I can’t talk about work, I can’t talk geek (too easy to cross the geek­ing out line) which leaves me with top­ics I feel totally under pre­pared to dis­cuss with some­body who’s spent years work­ing on at very high lev­els. *sigh*

1There were com­ments ear­lier in the day that indi­cated Cory liked the New-Pi sal­ads bet­ter than Pan­era as well.
2Geeking out like that in my mind would be a rude­ness that a host should never show to a guest.

ICON 35 Report: Day One

Not the best night’s sleep I’ve ever had, but a bit of cof­fee and I was I alright. We met up with Cory around 1 and took him over to Pan­era Bread for lunch. Unfor­tu­nately I don’t think he par­tic­u­larly cared for it, prob­a­bly because the sea­sonal sal­ads have changed since I was last in and there weren’t any sal­ads with fish. Still he was nice about it.

Back at the con, Michelle & I got a change to poke around the art show and dealer’s room. In the dealer’s room, there was one table that had a dis­play backed by black cloth. And lay­ing on a shelf of that dis­play was a black cat, nearly invis­i­ble (but still very cute). There were a few items of inter­est around (Michelle bought a new pen­dant for her­self and she got me a pretty cun­ning hat). We spent most of the day won­der­ing around the con, say­ing hello to peo­ple and what not.

Then when it got to be almott time for Cory’s first panel of the con; he was ini­tially in hid­ing1, but he showed up in time. It looked like the room was packed for the panel and from lis­ten­ing to the end of the panel, I’d say peo­ple enjoyed it.

Oh, where was I you ask? Cory had indi­cated a pref­er­ence to go to din­ner with Joe & Gay Halde­man; so Michelle & I were track­ing them down, call­ing a restau­rant, mak­ing reser­va­tions, going out to pick up another car to make sure we could fit every­body and basi­cally run­ning around like a chicken with its head cut off.

In the end, it all worked out. We didn’t get to take them to our nor­mal sushi place (too far away for the time con­straints we were under); but the nearby place turned out to be fairly decent. As a bonus, we got them to the restu­ar­ant, fed and back all inside the hour we had before Cory’s next panel (open­ing ceremonies). Additionally, we got to sit in and lis­ten as a cou­ple of superb sto­ry­tellers caught up with one another.

1Actu­ally he was just get­ting more espresso from his travel kit.