For having the iPhone, I got a fitness app.
For having the fitness app, I took walks.
For taking the walks, I noticed the hole in my shoe.
For the hole in my shoe, I bought comfy shoe inserts.
For the comfy shoe inserts, I walked farther than before.
For walking farther than before, I tweaked my ankle.
I’ve started walking during my lunch hours again, but there’s another unexpected consequence. Those comfy shoe inserts not only cushion my feet; they also act as something of an insulator. Meaning when I first put my shoes on in the morning, the inserts make my feet very cold.