You’ve been here since the dawn of time itself, old timer, and you’ve been biding your time with your eye on the boss’s job.

You deserved to have a promotion. You’ve been here longer than anyone else. Your fingers have become craggy, and you see Excel spreadsheets when you go to sleep at night. More than half your life has been spent at budget meetings, advertising liason sessions, team-building seminars and pub lunches with people you hate. Yet for some reason you’ve been passed over every time in favour of younger, less competent workers.

No more. You’re at the end of your tether. Where’s your gold watch? Where’s your acknowledgement? Your raises? When does your time come around?

Your time is now, hombre.

Give me what's rightfully mine! Or I'll hit you with this brick.
Which Office Moron Are You?
Rum and Monkey: jamming your photocopier one tray at a time.

I was feeling bored at work (big surprise) and was doing a quick read through some blogs I like when I ran across this article over at Erik J. Barzeski‘s blog reading How many of the 100 highest grossing movies of all time have you seen?

So I counted them up and found to my surprise that I’ve actually seen 86 out of the top 100. The ones I’ve missed or skipped1 are in bold.

You are encouraged to answer the Question of the Day for yourself in the comments or on your blog.
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How to make a manzabar
Ingredients:
5 parts success
1 part crazyiness
3 parts beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of lovability and a pinch of salt. Yum!

manzabar
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Am I cool or uncool? [CLICK]
You are Tryhard!
You are trying a little to hard. Though you may be barely tolerable, and you may wear the ‘in’ clothing, you are still a dorkus on the inside. Keep trying! Everyone else loves watching you humiliate yourself! hah! *points and laughs*
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M Mystical
A Appealing
N Nutty
Z Zany
A Arty
B Boisterous
A Appealing
R Radical

Name / Username:

Name Acronym Generator
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Which internet subculture do I belong to? [CLICK]
You are a FURRY!
You are a sick, sick, individual. Stop lusting over animals! Take off that fursuit and quit yiffing. No-one likes furry art! STOP NOW!
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ski
You’re Skittles!!! You have a very interesting
personality, you’re so unique. You’re the kind
of person who always thinks outside of the box.
You’re also a very accepting individual, and
believe in inner beauty.

Which kind of candy are you?
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which edward ii-era historical figure are you?

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gi joe
You’re GI Joe with the Kung Fu Grip!! You’re strong, tough, and know how to kick some ass. Don’t forget though, no matter how manly you think you are, you’re still just a doll. God Bless America.

What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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Fight Club!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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Arthur :: King of the Britons
Well, u– um, can we come up and have a look?

What Monty Python Character are you?
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You are a Fox

You are a Fox

You, like the fox, are a scavenger rather than a hunter, but never-the-less a carnivore in the culinary world of cuteness. But you are only an experimentor. There are yet still many furry friends of the forest on which you are yet to feast.

You have eaten: cow sheep pig rabbit deer bison bear

Which Cute Animals Have You Eaten?

Trisha McFarland-from The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon-You're a nine year old girl that gets lost in the woods.  You have a great deal of determination, and you know how to take care of
Trisha McFarland-from The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon-You’re a nine year old girl that gets lost in the woods. You have a great deal of determination, and you know how to take care of yourself, even when you’re scared.

Which Stephen King character are you?
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Ok, that’s just weird. A) I’ve never heard of this SK book* and B) the first question in the quiz lets you pick if you’re a male or female. Being a guy, I naturally choose male and still ended up being a nine-year old girl.

* Back in my high school days, I was a SK nut and read everything I could by him. Later I lost interest in his work but I didn’t realize that he’d released enough stuff that he’s got books out there that I’d not even heard of.

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You belong in the world of the laid-back, blue-sky lovers.
You belong on a lazy-day beach or anywhere where you can set up a relaxing bench or chair and watch the world go by. You don’t want to make any changes, watching is enough to make you content. The blue of the sky and the light of day beat into your soul and you drift into the world and around without harming anything or making any ripples in the fabric of humanity. Enjoy your peace, few have it, though few would want it at the cost.

Where do you belong?(ANIME IMAGES)
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Ok, that one’s a bit better. I’ve been told by some of my friends that if I were any more laid back; I’d be dead.

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If you only knew the power of the dark side.
Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.
“You do not know the power of the Dark Side.” There are two possibilities: you are a Star Wars geek, or you are unreasoningly scary.

Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You?
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Actually, there are 3 possibilities. You’re a Star Wars geek, unreasonable scary or both. And the correct phrase from Star Wars is “Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side”. Of course, there are much cooler Latin phrases out there. A former co-worker had one that started off as “Excuse me stewardess, but I believe you are on fire.” When translated into Latin and back into English; it came out as “Pardon this intrusion, air slave but it is my belief that you are covered in flame.” Or at least something very close to that. I’ll have to see if I can find a copy of the e-mail with the exact text in it again.

Edited on 12:37PM 24 March 2004: I just ran into the co-worker who did that translation and the retranslation back into English was: “Pardon me , air food slave but it is my deep religious conviction that your clothes are on fire.” Unfortunately, he doesn’t have the Latin version memorized and his notes on it are packed away in boxes in preperation for his move. He mentioned that another of our co-workers should have a copy of the phrase but when I checked; he doesn’t think he has it anymore. I’ve also done some checking around and I definately don’t have it. *sigh* Oh well, I guess we’ll just have to wait and see what happens with that.

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Schroeder
You are Schroeder!
Which Peanuts Character are You?
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Ok, I was hoping I’d get Snoopy but given the rest of the Peanuts cast; I could have done a lot worse!

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anime chick
You are a human shadow. If a loved one needs you, you are always right at his or her heels! Your deep social connection with human beings produces your qualities of genuine caring and charisma. However, at times you are naive to the true nature of your loved ones. Remember that humans’ gift of free will does not always lead them in wise directions. But your essence of love and friendship represent the other precious gifts of humanity. Overall you are a strikingly valuable and innocent being who has a lot to give.(please rate my quiz cuz it took me for freaking ever to create)

What Kind of Shadow Are You? (with gorgeous pics)
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White Dragon
You are a white dragon, pure and noble, you would help humans if they desprately need you. You are kind and wise with a heart of gold.

Which Dragon resides in your soul? (cool pictures!)
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My inner child is ten years old today
My inner child is ten years old!

The adult world is pretty irrelevant to me. Whether I’m off on my bicycle (or pony) exploring, lost in a good book, or giggling with my best friend, I live in a world apart, one full of adventure and wonder and other stuff adults don’t understand.

How Old is Your Inner Child?
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pummel
Weapons are not your thing. You would prefer to
pummel your opponent to death with your fists and feet. You show a lot of Honor but some power still eludes you. I can give you this power, I can make you stronger, join me.

How would you Murder?
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