I did not vote for you in the last election and I’m not voting for you in this one. As such your telemarketers calling my house encouraging me to vote for you are wasting their time. The postcards and flyers that are being sent to me by your campaign likewise are a waste. So thank you for helping the Kerry/Edwards campaign by spending your marketing dollars on somebody who will never vote for you. I look foward to seeing you pack your bags and leave the White House.
That is all.
I have to agree and say that this video sums up why I won’t be voting for Bush come November. Kudos to Jake Ortman for the link.
A coworker of mine forwarded me the following list of signs:
Friends don’t let friends take home ugly men
– Women’s rest room Starboard, Dewey Beach, DEBeauty is only a light switch away.
– Perkins Library, Duke University , DurhamIf life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
– Armand’s Pizza, Washington , DCRemember, it’s not, “How high are you?” it’s “Hi, how are you?”
– Rest stop off Route 81, West VirginiaFighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
– The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LONo matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
– Men’s Room in Linda’s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NCAt the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
– Bentley’s House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZIt’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
– Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg , AZMake love, not war. -Hell, do both GET MARRIED!
– Women’s restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman, MTIf voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
– Revolution Books in New York , New York .If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
– Men’s restroom in House of Representatives, Washington , DCExpress Lane: Five beers or less
– Sign over one of the urinals in Ed Debevic’s, Phoenix, AZYou’re too good for him.
– Sign over mirror in Women’s restroom in Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills ,CANo wonder you always go home alone.
– Sign over mirror in Men’s restroom, Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills ,CAA Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.
– Women’s restroom in Dick’s Last Resort, Dallas, TX