Category Archives: Humor

Crazy Mashup

This showed up as a shared item in Google Reader for me from Aric who found it via Geeks are Sexy who appears to have gotten it from The Young Gary Busey Chronicles who got it from private panic.

When I saw it; I snorted my hot tea with laughter. Ouch.


Over in the comment thread on my H.B. 3200 post, I’ve recently been attempting to respond to a commenter who was rather obviously against the healthcare reform bill and who doesn’t seem to really grasp how to form a proper argument. Another commenter sent me a link to the following video and I thought it might be a good refresher on making an argument.

Signs you’ve not been sleeping well

  • When you go to pour that first cup of coffee, find your preferred blend has already been brewed and you think “Looks like humanity is safe for another day” …
  • When 3 year olds hopped up on pixie sticks have a greater attention span than you …
  • When a single blink lasts for over an hour …
  • When you’ve had 4 cups of coffee plus a Mt. Dew and your brain still feels slugish …

… there’s your sign.

Snowblower Tech Support

You might be surprised at what you can figure out about your snowblower if you try. My level of mechanical expertise is a moderately complex Lego set, and yet I was able to diagnose & fix a problem with our snow blower earlier this winter.

The trick is to ignore the fact that you don’t know diddly-squat about what you’re doing and apply standard computer troubleshooting techniques…
1. Smack the device. Smack it HARD.
2. When Step 1 fails, swear loudly while pretending you’ve muted your phone.
3. Apologize for swearing.
4. Sacrifice a goat (or a chicken, but a goat is preferred).
5. If the sacrifice does not appease the angry snowblower gods, then try the other standard computer troubleshooting technique. Send it up to level2 support. :p

In response to I’m Not That Guy by Shawn Powers


While watching the debate, I heard McCain smugly say “I have plans” and you know he’s right. He does have plans which this image (with a bit of paraphrasing) more accurately depicts.

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