- When you go to pour that first cup of coffee, find your preferred blend has already been brewed and you think “Looks like humanity is safe for another day” …
- When 3 year olds hopped up on pixie sticks have a greater attention span than you …
- When a single blink lasts for over an hour …
- When you’ve had 4 cups of coffee plus a Mt. Dew and your brain still feels slugish …
… there’s your sign.
