At work, I’m on an email thread discussing what people are planning on eating at an upcoming office function. There’s been talk of grilling some steaks, but some people feel that’s kind of expensive. One of the other people on the list is a vegetarian and she jokingly replied saying “tofu is cheaper!” To which somebody else replied “But I don’t eat bean flesh!”. Then our vegetarian replied saying:

There are two kinds of things in the world. Things that fart. And things that make things fart.

I don’t eat things that fart.

She later claimed she was quoting somebody else who wishes to remain anonymous but I think she’s just trying to shift the blame. :p

Like many wage slaves in the US today, I recently had to fill out a self-evaluation form. After doing so, I started to wonder what these useless time wasters would look like if both the employer & employee were being completely honest…
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I’ve not seen this movie yet but part of me wants to because I think I might enjoy it as a B-movie with a huge budget. I’ve heard reviews from several of my friends about how utterly wretched it is, but that’s just making me want to see it more (and laugh at it’s foolishness). Bryon got around to watching it recently and he was cracking me up talking about it; which reminded me of a post on SEB. I went and got the link from SEB to Occupation: Girl’s Van Helsing in 15 minutes. It’s flipping hilareous!