The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
The GPL isn’t that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Read “God’s Debris” by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Try MacOS X. It’s based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn’t suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Having a well-known name doesn’t make it good.
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that’s quite scary.
If you find one tell us.
Consume more stuff! It’s easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD’s they don’t crackle.
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.